Things you should never give away on Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day, we all know, is the feast of lovers. A title that on February 14 holds together with another – and more unpleasant – record, or that of the day in which you exchange some of the ugliest and most damaged gifts ever. Did you think that this infamous and sad reputation was due to Christmas? Well you are wrong, because if Christmas is – after all – a holiday in which really bad gifts are organized only by people who know you little or nothing, on Valentine’s Day the protagonists are your partners who, let’s face it, when not able to make the appropriate gift they bring pain, disappointment and even a lot of bitterness.

In short, the bad gift on Valentine’s Day it hits hard and where it hurts the most, and although the wrong choices may not seem so obvious, where there is a lack of market proposals comes creativity: “All in all it’s nice” The “You know what laughter” are phrases that nThey should never go with a gift made with love and if you just went shopping thinking that, “All in all, what I bought will be fine anyway”, then immediately close this article and hurry to ask for a return, certainly not before having consulted our guides for him and for her which, we are sure, will be able to give you the best possible gift idea.

So, in an attempt to help you poor souls in pain (as a gift), we have decided to package this article for you, containing 6 tips for NON purchases. That is 6 things that a sane person does should not give to their partner on the occasion of the feast of lovers. Of course, only six articles will seem like a few, but don’t think of this guide as a mantra, but more like a compendium of 6 terribly wrong ideas from which to draw inspiration to correct your mistakes. In short, if anything you want to buy or, worse, have already purchased is even remotely comparable to one of these products, immediately run for cover!

Sure, unless you want to be single again.

Things you should never give away on Valentine’s Day

A book of insults

insults coloring book
With the times and the consequent accumulations of stress, coloring books have had something of a boom. An increase in sales such that it seems they have almost begun to distribute them for free around. Coloring, as well as drawing, in fact, they are cathartic activities, able to relax even the most tense muscles and if you add to this the scatological pleasure that comes from colorful universe of insults, you will understand how the books of “coloring insults” have become un must for various online shops. It is clear that we are the first to appreciate its qualities, we would say without any doubt that giving someone a book of insults for Valentine’s Day does not seem to us the most appropriate idea in the world. Provided, of course, that you do not want to be the protagonist of those same insults imprinted on the pages. In that case…

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The poop slippers

poop slippers
Brown to the right point and surmounted by a smiling and happy face, these poop-shaped slippers they can also inspire a certain hilarity, it is clear that the recipient of this elegant refinement wants (or can) appreciate its characteristics. Obviously, they should only be given as a joke, except for some particular and inexplicable fetish, our experts still suggest us not to give a couple to your partners. Because, let’s face it, wishing someone to spend their evenings with their feet in the dung is not exactly the best, imagine if you do it on Valentine’s Day.

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The stuffed animals of venereal diseases

plush diseases
If you are looking for a classy, ​​stylish gift that can allow you to win the heart of your him or her, then turn your heels off from this “wonderful” exponent of our ranking. Produced by Giantmicrobes, this gift box contains a set da five soft toys that portray – on a 1 million times larger scale – as many responsible for some famous venereal diseases, such as mononucleosis and herpes. Called “blind date” (blind date) this box does not promise all the humor it would like, quite the opposite. Let’s be clear: how should such a gift be interpreted? Like a promise? A promise for whoever gives it or who receives it? If you really want to aim high, you could opt for the box dedicated to historical plagues, with black plague and cholera, but that – perhaps – it’s not a first date.

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A black rose

Black Rose
We have already talked about stabilized roses in our article on gifts to give to your women, telling you how they can be a beautiful and bewitching gift, thanks to the technique, called “stabilization“, Thanks to which it is possible to preserve them 3 or even 5 years. It would not surprise us, therefore, that some of you thought of giving your partner a stabilized rose, perhaps choosing to do not opt ​​for the classic ross floweror, but on one different coloring, such as blue. The important thing is that it does not occur to you to give away a black one, which are also present on the market in the same wonderful ways, it is a pity that black roses are associated with breakups, betrayals, farewells, separations, grief and everything that is exactly the antipodes of Valentine’s Day.

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A hardcover by Gerry Scotti

Gerry Scotti
Idol of the net, nice and intelligent presenter, great television jumper: these are only the characteristics that define man, indeed, the myth Gerry Scotti. A legend of local television which, like cheese, would look good on anything, even where you would never expect it. We therefore understand the need you may have in sharing your passion for Gerry with your significant other but, vI see that love is blind, such a choice could have a boomerang effect on your relationship. Think about it: your him or her at home, alone, with a Gerry Scotti of cardboard life size. Betrayal is practically guaranteed.

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A 0.01 cent ring

ring 0.01 euro
Although this is not denied here the beauty of costume jewelery, which often knows how to reserve (for those who know how to look well) really nice and well made items at affordable prices, even we who are savings wizards would never dream of recommending giving to someone a ring worth just € 0.01. And mind you, you are not exaggerating, this ring really costs so little. Sure, you might think it’s one of them usual “scams” for which a product is sold at a discounted price only to have at least 15 euros for shipping costs, but no! The shipment of this ring is under 4 €, a reasonable price for any very small parcel post probably shipped from some distant planet in our galaxy. In practice, shipping costs more than the ring which, according to the reviews, is cheap, badly made, terribly fragile and perhaps even radioactive. Seriously, stay away!

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