It turned out that his planned trip to Moscow, which was criticized by many people and not even recommended by Prime Minister Babiš, was just a very clever cover-up. Hamáček was not going to Moscow at all. It just gave the impression that he was going there to keep the whole of Russia in check.
“By announcing that I was going to Moscow, I gained time for the whole of the Czech Republic to complete all the necessary operations. It was a strategic and long-planned deception of the enemy. Russia thought that I was going to Moscow and thus lost its vigilance. While I was packing my suitcases at home so as not to arouse suspicion in Russia, our agents used this ingenious smoke screen to arrange everything that was necessary, “said Jan Hamáček, who did not reveal what the Czech agents were arranging while he was creating the smoke screen. .
“As Interior Minister, I always have to think a few moves ahead. Be one step ahead of others if you understand me. I couldn’t tell anyone about my trip to Moscow. Not even the prime minister, his wife, just anyone. That is the basis of my success. Don’t tell anyone, “Jan Hamáček revealed the key to his success.
“However, Operation Road to Moscow was by no means the only intelligence operation I was planning. Quite the contrary. Right now, as I speak here, several other mystifying events are taking place in parallel. I’m secret here, and at the same time I’m not secret, if you understand me, “Jan Hamáček winked at the cameras, after which God knows why Mr. Hamáček stepped away from the counter and made a somersault and then tried to somersault backwards, falling on his back and gasping for breath.
“As you can see, I have special training and permission to kill,” he said, pulling his pistol out after a moment of unsuccessful somersault and placing it on the lectern.
“The whole world is just one big political and spy game and I win and I have the upper hand,” Jan Hamáček patted his back, and in order to do that, he decided to shoot the light switch with a well-aimed shot from a pistol and turn it off in the room.
“It’s alright. He was a Russian agent and I planned all this, “Jan Hamáček informed everyone in the room after several journalists tried to revive his colleague, whom Jan Hamáček shot a gun in the stomach with a gun while shooting at the switch, although the journalist stood on the opposite side of the room than he was. that switch.
“As you can see, it’s really that I’m always a few moves away than others. This whole press conference, as well as the shooting of a journalist from the Young Front, who was a Russian agent, is just my other cover-up strategy. While I’m speaking here, a coup d’état by me is taking place in Uganda in favor of the Czech Republic, “laughed Jan Hamáček.
“The end of the press conference,” he announced, then threw the smokestack under him in an effort to disappear in style, but his pants began to burn from his smokestack, and the minister had to be hospitalized with burns on his leg and inhaled smoke.
Wild Duck is fake news about real events that didn’t happen, but they could, however unbelievable they sound. But the truth is that Jan Hamáček has been more suspicious than ever in recent days.
Source: Reflex.cz by www.reflex.cz.
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