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“I know that I sing well, so I decided to motivate citizens to be vaccinated by their singing. Personally, I composed the lyrics to a familiar melody and I walk around people and sing to them: Vaccinations, vaccinations, they drive away all the clouds. Vaccination, vaccination is a cure… “boasted the Minister of Health Vojtěch, how he contributes to a better world.
“It’s a long-distance run, but it makes sense. Personally, I know of several cases where my singing convinced citizens to get vaccinated, “said the Minister.
“There was a shot from the government. It rang, and when I opened it, he started singing about vaccinations. He looked terribly urgent. I was afraid that I would be raped, “cried Mrs. Kateřina, a senior woman who faced the aggressive singing of Minister Vojtěch all by herself, because her husband was no longer alive. Asked if the minister had convinced her and she would be vaccinated, she replied that she was not going anywhere because she was now afraid to leave the apartment so that the Minister of Health would not sing her again somewhere on the street.
Unlike Mrs. Kateřina, who was caused by the trauma, Adam Vojtěch can cross out Zelenka’s husband. You visited them on Monday morning. He started singing his song to them, after which Mr. Zelenka interrupted him, saying that if he stopped singing and left, he would be vaccinated with his wife.
The results so far of trying to convince people by singing are more embarrassing and discourage people from getting vaccinated rather than motivating them to do so. In addition, some citizens complain about the unusual behavior of Minister Vojtěch.
“He came around lunch. He sang something to us in the doorway and then invited in. He was said to be hungry. He ate our soup and then went to his bedroom to take a nap, saying he was tired. Well, let me tell you, after what he showed, I will not be vaccinated under any circumstances. The husband has been vaccinated and is considering being vaccinated, “Mrs. Lenka complained about the behavior of Minister Vojtěch.
As can be seen, singing doesn’t work either, and Minister Vojtěch will have to come up with something more effective. One variant of motivation, where the minister and the prime minister would promise people that if more than seventy percent of people are vaccinated, hold hands and go to shit together, has now lost its strength, because both of them will go to shit in a while. without having to promise it to anyone.
Wild Duck is fake news about real events that didn’t happen, but they could, however unbelievable they sound. But the truth is, for example, that Vojtěch no longer knows what to do.
Source: Reflex.cz by www.reflex.cz.
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