What do you do when the plane enters an area with strong turbulence? You look at the stewardess. If they’re calm and still smiling at you, fasten your seat belt and don’t worry.

If they make faces and shake as if in a cauldron, if they bump forward, pull the curtain and enter the cockpit, try to remember what you are: Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist.

– This is your Captain speaking…

Quiet, let’s see what he says. Aha: let’s not panic, because sooner or later we still end up there. Of course we don’t panic. The words of the pilots: nobody stays up.

– This is your Captain speaking…

And? What does it say lost? An engine? Thank God we have two. The brunette flight attendant asks if we want peanuts. She has those big eyes as if she is curious to know the last Secret of Victory.

– This is your Captain speaking…

What else does he want, what does he lack? Combustible. Well, didn’t the EU just feed us in the air?

– This is your Captain speaking…

Let it be the peak. Doesn’t he also know an “Our Father”? Doesn’t he have a job too? Talk to the control tower: Alfa Bravo Charlie Tango Whiskey. What does it teach us this time? He asks if we want him to play music for us. That eventually we lose the second engine and run out of power. Here he thought beautifully. There is a lot of silence… Brothers, are you still alive? Good! Look down: isn’t the one holding on to the parachute the captain? OK, OK, so who spoke? Autopilot.

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